Authentic Perfume Commercial – All Sorts

I don’t understand perfume or cologne commercials. The whole point is to smell nice, right? So why the hell do they always depict some stupid drama with rich celebrities in Paris? Or some stupid weird mysterious adventure? I don’t want to smell like Johnny Depp treasure hunting in the desert. That sounds awful when you really think about it. I’d prefer to smell distinct and pleasant. So, here’s my attempt at a perfume commercial I’d actually like to see.